Monday, July 27, 2009

spay & neuter with tom from blink

dear tom,
fuck up "going away to college" or "dammit" on september 17 and i'll punch you in the BALLS.
sincerely,
me
p.s. i support your cause :)


hey crappy bands!

MC Lars & I have something to say to you: write some music.

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My Robot Friend

"Long haired hippes and unsanitary species
Rarely do their laundry and strongly smell of feces.
Runnin' without payin' rent and smoking weed and crack.
Havin' sex and wonderin', 'Why won't you call me back?'"

Monday, July 20, 2009

the selby

visit The Selby if you like looking at people's rooms
:)
michael stipe










sidecars anyone?

i mean...really really awesome sidecars.

















Friday, July 17, 2009

cha cha changes

exactly four hours after my last entry about possibly having a heart attack if i saw brian bell, my dad had an actual heart attack. damn me. rushing. 4am. procedures. nurses. hawaiian shirt doctor. wires. tubes. panic. hospitalization. icu. visitor dog and 18 hospital meals later he's home recovering. the visitor dog that came into his hospital room was named Bowie and he was the coolest dog i've ever seen.

Friday, July 10, 2009

because you probably forgot

this weekend! FREE FREE FREE! & it's being DJ'd by KXLU! & & Leia Bell is going to be there! my favorite printmaker! if her brother is there, i'm having a heart attack and wearing a =w= shirt so he can sign it.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Thnks fr th Mmrs

HEY year 2009! yeah you, 2009, i'm talkin' to you!
You haven't been so great, in fact, you're making me worry...

What was with all those earthquakes earlier this year? There was a pretty major one and several others within the span of a week, why just that one week? That was scary.

Then remember when out of nowhere, we were all about knee deep in snow down here in southern California. That snow hit areas that had never even seen snow, lasted 7 days, and then melted away completely.

There were also those major Santa Clarita fires...I actually can't recall if it was you or your obnoxious friend 2008, but still. That fire was huge, jumped across the 5 freeway, and made it 85 degrees out in the middle of winter. Nasty.

Also, you know how people die every year, usually spread out? Well, why can I name 9 people that I know that just died in this last week alone?

Hey, what was the point of that loud ass thunder rumbling this passed weekend? I didn't see a drop of rain....awwwkwarrrrd.

AND and AND, one more thing! I turned on the tv and saw cars transforming into giant earth destroying robots! G'damn, this really is the end of the world!

It's weird that I made this realization at the very beginning of July, which marks the exact middle of the year...just curious, what do you have in store for the next half? Super happy fun times? Total destruction? More Shia LaBeouf movies(please please please)?

Alright 2009, see you around! Hopefully...

Product of the Day # 28 [Charity Edition!]

Will Ferrell's Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen Benefiting Cancer for College







savin' up for my wuggie

it's weezer-snuggie-tastic. excited for sep 17th.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Arun saved the day...

for Saves the Day...and Saves the Day fans!










"hey guys wassup. merry day! we have found a new guitar player. his name is Arun Bali and he's pretty alright...; (for real though he's for REAL!) Arun has been popping in to answer some Q&A over the last few days and i'm sure some of you are wondering, who the heck is THIS guy??? well, he's our new dude and we couldn't be more excited about playing with him. he's into mud wrestling, foreign flicks, spanish eddy, and many MANY more! he sleeps sideways and walks with a candy cane, but he's a stand up stand up act and his jokes aren't/perhaps-could-be obscene. " -chris conley