HEY year 2009! yeah you, 2009, i'm talkin' to you!
You haven't been so great, in fact, you're making me worry...
What was with all those earthquakes earlier this year? There was a pretty major one and several others within the span of a week, why just that one week? That was scary.
Then remember when out of nowhere, we were all about knee deep in snow down here in southern California. That snow hit areas that had never even seen snow, lasted 7 days, and then melted away completely.
There were also those major Santa Clarita fires...I actually can't recall if it was you or your obnoxious friend 2008, but still. That fire was huge, jumped across the 5 freeway, and made it 85 degrees out in the middle of winter. Nasty.
Also, you know how people die every year, usually spread out? Well, why can I name 9 people that I know that just died in this last week alone?
Hey, what was the point of that loud ass thunder rumbling this passed weekend? I didn't see a drop of rain....awwwkwarrrrd.
AND and AND, one more thing! I turned on the tv and saw cars transforming into giant earth destroying robots! G'damn, this really is the end of the world!
It's weird that I made this realization at the very beginning of July, which marks the exact middle of the year...just curious, what do you have in store for the next half? Super happy fun times? Total destruction? More Shia LaBeouf movies(please please please)?
Alright 2009, see you around!
Hopefully....bmp)