monkey's out of the bottle

my brother asked me what i thought of brad pitt's gay porne 'stache.
his exact words.
i saw this guy rollerblading to class.
did we just become best friends? YUP
i had a dream that i was trying to help jeremy piven, i kept calling him "piv". that didn't help.
i'm going to murder the "people you may know" feature on myspace.
my pops cut out a picture of the jonas brothers from his newspaper and left it on my desk...still trying to figure that one out.

snack review #1

everytime i chew a piece of this, i can feel my brain rubbing against my skull.
but it's delicious. vegan cactus jerkey, try some today. (you won't).

well i feel just like a child

tonight, at my 2nd home: the anaheim house of blues...i get to finally see the one & only mr. devendra banhart. it'll be brimming with mgmt headband kids but that's okay i guess.

your looks alone ain't gonna cut it

hey $37,000 school, you better be worth it.

YOU'RE WELCOME

"hey, i like the way your pants fit"

my favorite scene in milk:
















i went to Lowe's today to buy some screws & they were playing "chicago" my favorite sufjan stevens song. it was odd, but i was satisfied slowly walking around that huge empty store by myself listening to it, "and i drove to new york, in a van, with my friend, we slept in parking lots, i don't mind, i don't mind, i was in love with the place"

album 4 & 7

should be called:
the matches album 4: if for some reason you didn't have all of these songs already.
buy it & support ma boys. if you don't it, doesn't really matter either.

also, weezer just announced that album 7 comes out october 27th. what they haven't announced is this: they are going to postpone it to november 17, then to december 22, & it's actually going to come out on april 13, 2010. (they don't tell you these things).

Product of the Day # 29

Duff from Ace of Cakes toy! Starry Night cake, Quidditch field cake, & a Canon camera that you can eat!

r-r-r-raaaaaaaaandy!!!

RANDY

Cobra Starship sucks ballz.

Dear Gabe Saporta,

I'm afraid that you've become, everything that I have hated.

I'm waiting, for this to...for this to go away!

Who likes looking at pictures of food?!

*points to self*
no idea what this place is called, but my family always called it "el mercado", it's somewhere in east l.a. and i've been going there since the days when fruit with salt/lemon and chili corn were about their only snacks...yeah after my most recent visit with my siblings, i had to get pictures of this...yes, that's a bag of flamin' hot cheetos smothered in liquified cheesy goodness, enjoy:

Alice in Wonderland

I like Tim Burton, I love Alice, & I LOOOVE Johnny Depp...but this looks super creepy. We'll see?

feed the hungry, keep the toy?

dammit, jack in the box! i'm supposed to save money and not eat greasy fries.
but now i might need all 5 Yo Gabba Gabba toys.

Apatow Love

andrew bird & ( obviously) coconut records on the FUNNY PEOPLE soundtrack :)